Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know about a Staff

Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know about a Staff

Staff: [noun] the five lines and four spaces between them
on which musical notes are written.

The Joint Chiefs of Staff [plural noun]: The leaders of the United States
armed forces, who give military advice to the president.

Ground Staff [plural noun]: The people whose job is to take care
of a sports ground and its equipment.

I keep wanting the guy on the left to join my gang
because he's pretty good with a bo staff.

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Pull the other one.

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